The boss baby

Sometimes when we look back, we think of what we ought to have achieved or the opportunity we've lost and blame ourselves or someone else for our misfortune. Looking at my age today, I know I've gone a long way with this little counting. A 5 year old child would say, "I'm not a baby. See baby sucking breast". And yes, the child is right. To the child, he/she is big. Smiles

I can categorically say that all the decisions my parents made when I couldn't think on my own and the ones I made when I'm old enough to decide on what and what not to do is what brought me to where I am today. Let's just leave my parents' decisions out of it. Let's reason on the steps I took personally towards life. I've seen things. I've done things. I've seen opportunities. I've lost opportunities. I've met people. I've loved people. I've made enemies and friends. I've been involved in relationships. Man has encountered a lot in life during the course of growing. (my friend would say we are germinating) Smiles. During these periods, I've made series of mistakes and at the same time made the right decision in dealing with things far and near

I've thought of going back to my high school days when I used to tease Chioma, Janet and Toyin. I've lost contact with the three of them and I really want to see them again. Also maybe if I can reduce my age to when I was working with Intercontinental bank, (now Access bank), I would be able to set things right by not going to the field that led to that accident that stopped the bank from retaining me

Also, maybe I would have refused to give my log on to Tunde when I was promoted as an Airtel staff member a few years back, or maybe or maybe or maybe........ And so on. How many can I count? I've come to realize in this world that one thing leads to anther. If I refuse to go to the field for the bankers cup training, and the accident was averted, do I really know what would happen next? If I refused to give my log on to Tunde, do I know what would be the end of me at Airtel Nigeria? Maybe wishing my dad goodbye on his sick bed or reconciling with that girl I loved endlessly would be worth it if I reduce my age, Lol

If my reasoning and everything I know (my knowledge) will not disappear with the age reduction then it's going to be fun. Maybe removing 15 years from my age with my height and stature reduced to match my age would be awesome. I would love that. Hahahaha. I will go to places where people will not want me to act or talk. I will create scene that will attract people's attention. I'm going to have fun talking and wowing audience. Maybe I could become a celebrity. Don't also forget that I know what a man and a woman do in the bedroom, but with my age, it will be ridiculous to display such talent. If sister Agnes takes me to her boyfriend's house and they buy me coca cola and biscuit, I will not sit where they leave me. I will surely peep through the keyhole. One annoying disadvantage is that I can be bullied because of my babyish look. That won't go well, I swear. Nah!

I believe it's important to learn from our past experiences and look forward to where we are going. Reducing my age would take me through a lot of new things that will bring both joy and sorrow which I've also experienced in the journey to my present age. Maybe we've heard of time travel where people travel to the future or back to the past to set things right. They don't know what will happen where they are going. I've watched several movies where the journey was a hell that they wish to go back to the present age

I've come a long way. I have plans and things to execute in the next few years which I'm working towards. I just need to keep moving. There's no point looking back or reducing my age to fit into a new world where I don't know what is at stake for me. Looking forward to a better future is the real deal. Remember that no one is immortal. This life is like playing chess with the champion of all. No matter how much you undo your move, you will always end up being killed. Going back by reducing age cannot make me to defeat the challenges of life