I wanted to cheat other participants (I was just a fool)
The comedy rumble just ended and every participant are expecting the result of the wonderful contest. Many are expectant but you see, I'm feeling nothing would come on board for me so I decided to act smarter
If you don't know, you better know now that things can be manipulated in the spirit realm. Truth or dare shed light on it
I consulted a man to help me manipulate the result of the comedy rumble contest to my favour. He's a powerful man and I'm sure he could offer help. Sure, he promised to help but with conditions
You can't get free things from the devil. You must pay double. Only those who are fervent herbalist visitors or maybe spiritual fellas would understand
- He put 5 empty drums in a strategic places and instructed me to fill them with water using a very small bucket. It took me hours to do that and my neck almost broke from pain.
But it doesn't matter. I was looking for something great. I will do anything
I stood with one leg for 3 hours like a Chinese kung fu master saying "I'm a winner", "I'm a winner" as instructed. It was a killing encounter.
He told me to buy a goat to appease the god of champion and I had to sell my second small phone to meet up. I was expectant.
- To crown it all, he told me to get a chicken which was used to make pepper soup for the gods. (I wasn't there when the gods ate it )
After performing all these ......... (Should I call it sacrifice or punishment), He told me to pick a paper from any calabash and that anyone I picked would be my fate
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With joy and 100% confidence, I dipped my hand into one calabash and the paper reads
Try again later
What the fuck! But I'm not dialing a number. I took another one and it was the same. With anger, I broke the calabash and discovered all the papers were the same. The herbalist stood akimbo looking at me from one side
Baba, weting dey sup? He broke into laughter and said,
"Those that merit the medals cannot be cheated, they've invested their time, creativity, and energy into it".
That was when I had a brain reset. I wasn't thinking right before. Okay, no probs. I accept my foolishness. But now that the matter has changed, what about the goat and the chicken
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Then baba said the small god has eaten the chicken pepper soup and the goat has been grilled for the main god
Mumu me, I was only looking like a Lucozade. Since the services were provided but weren't successful because I wanted to cheat, I think he has done his part. I was the fool in the game. I took everything that happened to heart until I saw baba's youngest son cracking the chicken bone lap on my way out of the shrine
He who cheats is really cheating himself. I was a fool.
Using this opportunity to appreciate everyone that participated in the comedy rumble. I had fun with everyone and also made new friends. My regards. In case you want to see the list of the winners before it's published on Thursday, bring a goat and a big chicken as a sacrifice to the gods
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This cracked me up. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw try again later. You could keep trying a thousand times only to be told try again later. This is really funny
This is how the judges will tell us on thursday, seeing that we lost the rumble ha ha ha 😂😂