People just love stupid things
What do you do when you suffer depression?
Various people have their various ways of ways of handling it depending on what got them depressed. I've tried my best but I can't seem to get over this one and it's way worst than making a very good post (according to your own thinking) on Hive and not getting any votes. What's getting me depressed?
It's Tiktok
A lot of y'all get excited and happy when you're on that app but for me it's quite the opposite. I still don't understand why a lot of people would waste their time and hard earned data on tiktok. To me it is both callous and stupid (in the broadest sense). You'll get what I mean soon enough, just chill.
Ok, there's this thick girl I'm actually courting, and I was pretty sure she's the one but these days I'm beginning to doubt that fact. We used to have a good time, and I used to be her favourite thing, that was right until tiktok came along. Since she created an account she barely replies my text and when I ask her why she's like..
Baby I'm sorry I was on tiktok
Then she does the cute face thingy and I let it slide. We used to talk a lot, sometimes we'll go hours talking to each other on the phone and she'd tell me a lot of sweet things including how I used to make her heart tingle. Nowadays when I call her she's either too busy making a tiktok video or she's used up her data watching tiktok videos.
Then one day I knew it was going to be the end for me when she eventually sent me a video she wanted us to recreate. In the video, the guy does something wrong and the girl slaps him, instead of do anything, he falls to the ground and starts to sing for her. According to her, the video made her heart tingle and it'll surely help her grow her account. First thing that came to my mind was...
There's no way in hell I'm doing that!
Tiktok truely gets worse by the day and I wasn't surprised when the founder said he created the app for lazy people. The other day a song just came out and next thing I'm seeing is a bunch of matured people pouring water from a bottle into a cup till it overflows and they're singing...
"E dey rush, e dey rush well well e be much"
What's funny is that posts like this gets a lot of views just like the one where a young boy was being taught how to whine his waist by a grown man, before long it went viral and everybody was everywhere on my for you page whining their waists. I got really fed up and was ready to delete my account when I heard you could make a good amount of money from the app.
This really sparked my interest and I told myself that I'm surely going to make it. First thing I did was to get myself a wig and some water. I even went on to get ring light and some make up. I don't even need to say too much, all I just need to do is smile for the camera and I'm good to go, it all starts tomorrow, wish me luck!
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😂😂 I wish you luck🤣🤣🤣... And my regards to your Juliet 😂😂
😂😂😂...thank you
.I really need that luck... wait.. who's Juliet? 😂😂
You are welcome dear😊😊, I hope the wig worn fits and the makeup brings out your beauty 😄😄.
Ermm.. Who is Juliet?? 🤔🤔😂😂😂
😂😂 you just wait till you see the video.. it'll blow your mind ...
Yeahhh...ermm... who's she?? ,😂😂😂
Hehe... I can't wait to see how you move your waist and blink your eyes 😂😂.
Oh, Juliet... I mean your Tik tok Juliet, since you are Romeo..😅😅
The painful part is that someone created tiktok probably a guy or a man but now you wont even fond a guy there except he is homo or practicing.
You will have to choose it's either i stay and tiktok goes or tiktok stays tick ✔️ while i tok off.
😂😂 Like he said, it was created for the ones who really have nothing to do.
😂😂😂 I think I'll try that one on her o
Haha😆😆..
Best of luck my friend just dont tell her i sent you tho😆
😂😂😂 it'll be our little secret my friend
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Good luck with your wig and makeup, another advantage is that you won't be having problems with the lady since you can relate to her " I was doing a TikTok video thing". Hehe
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Exactly! First to do no dey pain na 2nd to do na hin dey pain pass...go girl!
This is very justifiable, I always go on Tiktok when I feel I'm in my lazy mood and don't feel like doing anything 😂 it's just sad that I'm almost always in that mood 🥲
I won't dare imagine you on make up and a wig because from my little mistake of doing that, you looked like you'll be driving every user from that app 🤣🤪🏃♀️
It's justifiable for lazy people like that girl that I know called Merit.ahama...😂😂..it's not sad it's just...how you're wired
. lazy girl
I guess you imagined @amirtheawesome1 not me because I look really good on make up 😂😂...my first video is certain to go viral
What did Merit ever do to you to deserve this conclusion? It's not fair 😂
Is it your imagination? Are you in my head? Your face is so bold on the make up, I can see your smile spoiling the already spoilt make up on your face 🤣🤣
See one of the generations of doubting Thomases.
Bro, you have been thoroughly replaced with Tiktok. 🤣..then, that's what she'd marry then.
By the way, you ain't the only one who is not amused by this Tiktok of a thing. Honestly, if it were it is going to give them money generally, that'd be better. But only a handful of people know how to monetize it.
Also, I think you should do that video with her, so we can see a whole big manly comrade singing like the Bollywood after a hot slap..😅😭
Bro 😩😩 when you see signs staring at your face it's enough to make you better than Thomas.
😂😩 Breaks my heart... especially because she was really thick..my kind of girl..now I've lost her to a random programming language.
Honestly it can get really tiring seeing what a bunch of people do in the name of trend..but lol, I trust nigerians..they always find a way eventually and are able to turn everything to money.
Chai...the whole picture just almost made me throw up, I'm not doing that . ever! 😂
Bro, it is more than a programming language, mad algorithms, and a whole new virtual world entirely.
People like to follow trends, well, it is good at least we see "hooge" things to watch.😜 They shouLd continue o . But my own future babe would do sensible Tiktok if she has to. Not all those ones...🤫
I feel your painS bro..... Really, NO I DON'T!! 🏃🏃🤣
I feel your pain brother, for your girl to be snatched from you, not by another dude, but by a bunch of codes written by some weird lonely nerd somewhere is the lowest any man can get. It's disheartening and I get it.
Just do your make up, disguise and come back to tell us hw it went. I believe there's comedy there as well😋😂
You're the only one who gets me and you couldn't have put it in more detailed terms than this...it's so heartbreaking bro 😩😩
I'll surely do that, when I eventually go viral it'll make a good funny tale 😂😂😂
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I hope you go viral for the right reasons though
😂😂😂 You no well o.. its like you've not heard the latest one from kizz Daniel cough. My ears are already paining me to that new song and ive seen millons of videos by tiktokers 😂💔 thats life for you.
This tiktok is really damaging a lot of relationship I must tell you 😂