NEWSPAPER BROFUND | ISSUE 4 | 2023

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BRO & LEGION NEWS

Djeez man, another week has passed and it's time to throw a new newspaper online again. Sometimes I wonder if we can ever work hard enough in a week to actually bring news every week. But there is also a bit of news to bring this week.

And that is that a new project will be released soon with which Brofund has officially entered into a partnership. I can't say much about this at the moment, although I have been whispered that the team of Hivebuilder and SPInvest are also involved in this.

In the words of @raymondspeaks, "It's perfect for Legion". So keep your eyes peeled and be prepared for an announcement soon!

HIVE RELATED NEWS

And now, of course, you expect me to write about the new project that's coming up? Unfortunately... I have to disappoint you now. Rest assured, it will come soon enough. But in order to write about a project ... that project will have to be launched first. Logical right?

So what do we have for news in relation to hive?

We all know that @good-karma is always busy developing @ecency. And that he does a good job with it, that is clear. Ecency is easy to use, Ecency does everything, has a clear interface ... and now also a new market that is inspired by Binance's layout. Oh la la, trading Hive and HBD has never been easier!

If you are also interested in this, please take the opportunity to test this! There is a link in the blog post where you can do this, but don't forget to leave your comments on the blog!

HIVE FUN QUESTION

Ready to move on to the next part of our short newspaper this week? First we're going to check our Hive Fun Question from last week.

What do you want to achieve and what are your dreams? And what do you need to achieve that?

We had an excellent answer on our question to this question! The answer that wins the 20 Hive came this week from none other than @successchar. Congrats!

We had more great answers and we appreciate everyone for taking part in our little fun hive question! Hopefully this week will be just as great. Are you ready for the new question?

The question I'm asking you this week is as follows:

What does wealth consist of for you?

Since you guys seem more interested in financial related questions, I keep it at that for now, it's up to you if that will be changed again. If you're reading this for the first time, by just answering the question in the comments below you have a chance to win 20 Hive. If you're reading this every week ... well, you know the drill!

The answer that attracts us most wins the 20 Hive.
Go get'm!

GOSSIP

• It was a dramatic week in the mancave, as @themarkymark declared his disdain for Hollywood. Unfortunately for his Hive Blockchain fans, this means that the rumors of Marky's foray into the Hollywood scene were just that - rumors.

  Some of Marky's fans were undoubtedly disappointed by the news, especially those who were holding out hope for a Hive Punk movie to become a reality. But fear not, fellow Hive dwellers - Marky may not be heading to Hollywood, but he's still here on the Hive Blockchain, making his presence known in the daily conversations in The Mancave.

  While some may see this as a small consolation, we can still look forward to Marky's witty remarks and entertaining interactions on the Hive Blockchain. Who needs Hollywood when we have The Mancave? Let's just hope that Marky's disappointment with Hollywood won't lead to any more seismic shifts in The Mancave!
  
  

• The @cinetv tribe made a sneaky, SOFT launch of their shiny new frontend this week, hoping to avoid any fanfare or attention. But it seems their plans were foiled by the forgetful @raymondspeaks, who completely forgot it was meant to be a soft launch.

  You see, @raymondspeaks has a tendency to forget important details and facts, and this latest episode was no exception. Despite being reminded several times that the launch was supposed to be a secret, it took him less than five minutes to forget and start spreading the word.

  As a result, the @cinetv tribe is now trying to contain the situation. But they also wonder how they can help @raymondspeaks improve his memory so he doesn't make the same mistake again.

  Some have suggested that @raymondspeaks try mnemonics such as creating acronyms or rhymes to help remember important information. Others have recommended meditation, yoga, or exercise to improve his brain function.

  Whichever method they choose, the @cinetv tribe is determined to help @raymondspeaks train his memory and avoid even more embarrassing forgetfulness. After all, it's important for everyone to remember the little details, especially when it comes to important things like a soft-launch.
  
  

• In a shocking turn of events, it has become clear that the mysterious figure known only as the "@enforcer48" has brought happiness and joy to none other than @trumpman.

  Yes, you read that right. The Enforcer48, previously known for terrifying and intimidating those who dared to thwart it, has apparently taken a softer approach.

  In a message sent late last night, the Enforcer48 had "made Trumpman completely happy" by designing a new logo for him.

  “For too long I have been told to hide my feelings,” Enforcer48 acknowledged. "But I'm done denying what's in my heart. I'm happy and I'm proud to show it."

  Trumpman was very happy and showed his gratitude. There are those who believe this newfound happiness is nothing more than a publicity stunt, but those close to the Enforcer48 and Trumpman say the logo is a symbol of the newfound self-acceptance and love for both.

  Only time will tell if the Enforcer48 impact on Trumpman will last, but for now, it looks like they've both finally found a little peace in a world that's been harsh so many times. Who knew that all it took to make Trumpman happy was a little bit of design work?"
  
  

• And how about a proud Irish baker expressing his love for Asian street food and his distaste for the bland and over-processed street food commonly found in the Western world.

  Yes, you read that right. The Irish baker, @silverstackeruk, who has built up a huge following for his delectable pastries and artisan breads, has now proclaimed his love for the simple yet delicious street food found on the bustling streets of Asia.

  In a recent Discord post, SilverstackerUK expressed its desire for "good, honest Asian street food" such as sticky rice and pork, complaining that the West's street food is nothing but "over-processed rubbish".

  He openly wonders "Where have all the good flavors gone? Why should we settle for this fake and tasteless food?"

  We await bakers and foodies around the world to emerge to point out to SilverstackerUK that it has built a reputation for presenting good and intricate products, often at the expense of more humble and traditional foods.

  But despite the criticism, SilverstackerUK remains steadfast in its love of Asian street food, insisting that it is the only thing that can truly satisfy its cravings.

  So it looks like SilverstackerUK's love affair with artisan baked goods is finally coming to an end as he sets his sights on the simple and delicious street food of Asia. Who would have thought that a man who once boasted about his $100 croissants would now be pining for a $1 street food vendor?
  
  

• And this week again, we're going to talk about @melbourneswest! Our king of starting projects without ever finishing them! He's always got a new project in the works, and his latest venture is focused on men's mental health. But wait a minute, how does this project align with @melbourneswest's own mental health?

  It seems that @melbourneswest has a knack for starting projects, but when it comes to following through and finishing them, well, let's just say that he falls short. He's like a one-man band of unfinished business, with a long list of abandoned projects in his wake.

  So now, @melbourneswest is taking on the noble cause of men's mental health. But with his own track record of starting projects and not finishing them, one has to wonder how he plans to help others when he can't seem to help himself.

  Perhaps @melbourneswest should take a step back and assess his own mental health before embarking on this latest project. After all, how can he provide support to others when he's still struggling with his own demons?

  In the end, the irony of @melbourneswest starting a project on men's mental health while neglecting his own is not lost on us. We can only hope that he takes the time to follow the tips he gives to the whole world in his blog. Good luck Mel! Go get'm!

CRYPTO NEWS

Of course there is a lot more news regarding the crypto world. Every week I will highlight some interesting news for you.

• Crypto Biz: A peek into BlockFi’s secret financials (it’s not pretty)

• Bitcoin will hit $200K before $70K ‘bear market’ next cycle — Forecast

• Dutch Crypto Fraudster Sentenced as FBI Thwarts Ransomware Group

• US President Joe Biden to Unveils Plan for Safe and Responsible Development of Crypto

• From Homeless to Quadrupled Monthly Income: Just One of Many Advantages of Blockchain and Web3
  
  

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