NEWSPAPER BROFUND | ISSUE 15 | 2023

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BRO & LEGION NEWS


Welcome to the BRO Newspaper this Sunday. Today we bring you the smallest news, with the biggest laugh. It's true, we may not have Hive's biggest firsts, we may not have groundbreaking stories, but what we do have may be worth even more than that. Because we do have one of the best communities on Hive, we find funny jokes every week and we try every week to keep you entertained with our BRO Newspaper. Even if it's just the little things.

Those little bits of news that we have on our program today, we can fly through them at lightning speed. First of all, the new website is in full development and a small sneak peak can be seen here. We will only pass on the link to you when everything is ready, and today is not the right time for that. However, we are working hard to get this done as soon as possible.

SNEAK PEAK from our website in the works
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This week @enginewitty was finally ready to present his PIMP project at the Dragons Den. You can of course read through the PIMP paper, and then read everything you would like to know in the Dragons Den of the Mancave Discord.

Now if you think we're promoting the oldest profession in the world here, think again because that's definitely not what it's about. You could say that PIMP stands for "Project Improve My Position". Think of it like PIMP focuses on improving everyone's financial position.

If you've become curious now, read more in the Dragons Den and be surprised by @enginewitty and the BRO-Dragons.

No, you don't have to be an investor to enjoy this presentation. Because in the Dragons Den of the Mancave Discord you can read everything that is said. And that is worth more than you think! Through the specific questions of the BRO dragons you get an insight into the projects that pass by and you learn things that you hadn't even thought about yourself.

So whether or not you decide to invest in the PIMP project, one thing is certain: you can always learn something from it. And, maybe ... just maybe you will be the next one to present a project in the Dragons Den.

The project does not even have to exist, new ideas are very welcome. You can always contact @raymondspeaks, (Raymondspeaks™ #3164), in Discord to talk about this. But before you do, make sure you are well prepared. The Dragons are sometimes hard to convince and not well thought out ideas will maybe get crushed in a fraction of a second. If you manage to survive the Dragons Den, you may suddenly have more starting capital for your great idea!

Last weeks we've spoken about @cryptocompany, and I don't want to repeat the same every week. Just know that this is also coming along nicely. There's still some work to be done before it's ready, but that will also be done and we'll keep you in the loop about that.

So far the news this week. Let's have a look at some numbers.

NUMBERS DON'T LIE

We all know that BRO holders get Hive dividends every week! Don't worry, it's not a secret code language, it's just very simple. The more BRO you have in your wallet, the higher your share of the dividend pool will be. Of course everyone likes a graph from time to time, so in this graph I have made the total dividends per week visible to you. Enjoy!

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LGN Divs
Well, since the LGN divs are given out once a month, you didn't expect to see them this week, right? You just have to wait a couple more weeks

If you are reading this, and don't own BRO or LGN but also want a piece of the pie, the only thing you need to do is holding BRO and/or Legion in your wallet. Of course you can buy both tokens from the market.

If your pockets are not that deep, there is also a way to earn them. You can also earn BRO by delegating Hive to @brofi. If you want to earn Legion you can delegate Hive to @stickupcurator.

BURL'S BROWARRIOR SPLINTER UPDATE

The Splinterlands season has ended again, which means that our @burlarj had another chance to update us on the @browarrior status after this season. It looks like our collection of Soul Bounded cards is growing nicely. We also got a pack in the Seasonal Rewards. Whether it will be opened is unknown. All in all, we still see nice rewards at the end of each season, and @burlarj remains confident for each new season. Even if the SPS rewards weren't that great... Even as a top player you can't always finish on top.

As always... Thank you Burl for doing a great job for the BROs, even if you're not so proud of your accomplishments yourself this past season. Everything you do gives us something that helps the account and our investment grow!

Here you can see what Burlarj earned for us in SPS this season:

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And here is the screenshot with the soul bounded cards that have been added to the ever growing collection in our account, along with some other goodies.

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So, now you all know everything about our Splinterlands adventure so far, let's have a look at some:

HIVE RELATED NEWS


Hive Keychain is working hard to make it easier for third parties to integrate Hive Keychain, which has resulted in the development of a Software Developing Kit (SDK).

This may not sound very important if you are not a software developer yourself, but for the devs who want to build on Hive, this is very important news! And for us, it´s great news if third parties can integrate Keychain in a much easier way. Maybe it even means more attention, and more dApps. So that´s why I thought that was enough reason for us to include it here in the Newspaper as Hive related news. After all, Hive is home to all of us.

HIVE FUN QUESTION


First thing I'd like to say is "Thank you for participating" to each and everyone of you who gave an answer to our question this week! We greatly appreciate it. But as you know, there can only be one winner. And the answer that wins the 20 Hive came this week from none other than @rubilu. Congrats!

So ... are you all ready for the new question? Well sorry to hear so, because this week we don't have a new Fun Hive Question for you! And even more so, it won't come back either. We just annoucned the last winner ever for our Fun Hive Question. Don´t worry folks! We're going to think of something else to surprise and engage ya'll again.

As soon as we find a new concept you will find it here in our Newspaper, but for now ... thank you to all who have participated and stay tuned for what we will come up with next.

GOSSIP

  • "Look Ray, that's why I put up with you," this quote from @traciyork is bound to make some people frown. I'm surprised I haven't found any comments yet, but... @raymondspeaks and @traciyork, this is open to many interpretations. Would you like to explain something?

  • Well, it looks like Ray is in a tough spot! I mean, accidentally including that one donated BRO in the dividends might not sound like a big deal, but offending @trumpman? That's really a whole different story. What do you think? Can Ray make up for that by dressing in a ridiculous costume and performing a silly dance on youtube? Who knows, maybe @trumpman thinks it's so funny, he might completely forget about the BRO accident. Or would @trumpman just sit there with a straight face and pretend it never happened, leaving Ray to wallow in embarrassment? Whatever happens, it could be a hilarious spectacle!

  • And we have a scoop! @bozz is known for giving others great advice, but he never followed it himself. Now that has finally changed. He has followed his own advice for the first time and that is enough to give him a heartfelt congratulations. May the BROs pour into your wallet thanks to your delegations!

  • Suddenly strange rumors start to surface. Fueled by Ray himself, and @hetty-rowan. There's talk of pressing wrong buttons, and hetty coins leaving you begging for more. Whatever will happen, I would think 10 times myself before buying a hetty-coin if they are already talking about pressing the wrong buttons.

CRYPTO NEWS

Of course there is a lot more news regarding the crypto world. Every week I will highlight some interesting news for you.

I hope you enjoyed this issue of the Brofund Newspaper.

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Thanks for tuning in, and as always, have an awesome week and Stay crypto!



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And the answer that wins the 20 Hive came this week from none other than @rubilu. Congrats!

Woah, thank you very much.

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Can Ray make up for that by dressing in a ridiculous costume and performing a silly dance on youtube?

I think all will be forgiven after that :) ...

@rubilu congratulations 🙌

So ... are you all ready for the new question? Well sorry to hear so, because this week we don't have a new Fun Hive Question for you! And even more so, it won't come back either.

I'll really miss that 😢 Thanks so much for running it for as long as you did 🙌

This post has been manually curated by the VYB curation project

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"Look Ray, that's why I put up with you" - simple explanation for that. I'm mean. 😁

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New site looks cool! Now make a tik tok !

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Yo Bros,

Nice tone. Nicely written. It was an easy, upbeat read 👍🏻

Trying to dig up info on tokens now. Learning, learning...

Don't suppose you can drop a link to any info here on Ethos, use of funds, dividend percentages, amount in circulation and all that scary financial stuff?

For both BRO and LEGION, please.

Thanks and happy Monday 🌼

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Congrats! @rubilu
I'm sooo gonna miss the 'Hive Fun Question' each week! but of course I will still tune in for all the great news you guys share with us. Thanks!
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