All Bow Before The Great Cr7 : A Zapfic Freewrite

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The materials Ronaldo is made from are from the gods, carved under the supervision of Zeus to be the god of football. His reign has solidified this record and all must bow before the great cr7: the record breaker, king of football.
Manchester United fans are tired of him.

An entry into @felt.buzz Zapfic freewrite
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