👨‍💻 The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" 🤫 #68 🌊 Waterworld, Double Agents, & Card Hustlin' 🃏

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Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #68 🤫

🌊 Waterworld, Double Agents, & Card Hustlin' 🃏

May 16th, 2023
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     KEVIN COSNAR VISITS BULACAN, and in honor of this visit, the locals flooded the whole area to celebrate his greatest movie of all time, Waterworld. If you're not familiar with this movie, the title pretty much explains everything, a dystopian flooded world.
     It is a pretty big sacrifice to flood your property to impress Kevin Cosnar, but who knows, he has been to know to buy land and build houses in places he falls in love with. Perhaps Kev will grab all the local land here at above market prices and fill everyone with joy.

1.jpegby: @jurich60 (click pic to go to post)

     A Pinay Hiver Escapes To Japan, well, at least that's what the headline in the local newspaper read after photos of one of our ASEAN Hivers surfaced with her in full Japanese attire.
     It's not known where in Japan she has eloped to, perhaps she's a double agent, we can only guess at this time. One thing is for sure, that is definitely @jurich60 holding the parasol.

image.pngby: @tommyl33 (click pic to go to post)

     HUSTLIN' IN THE PHILIPPINES isn't easy when you're a card player, but one of our ASEAN Hivers has managed to make a living in the underground world of Philippines semi-pro poker.
     These illegal poker tournaments are usually held in musty basements, mountain caves, and other places out of sight and/or reach of the local authorities.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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If this satire is fictional, I'd like to know what true and accurate satire sounds like 😂

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Haha, thanks. I guess for that perhaps turning the television news would be a good source 😉.

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