π¨βπ» The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" π€« #37 π΄ Prison Gangs, Gravity-Defying Restaurants, & A Star Is Born π©βπ€
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Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.
β¨οΈ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS #37 π€«
π΄ Prison Gangs, Gravity-Defying Restaurants, & A Star Is Born π©βπ€
October 11th, 2022featured authors receive 5% post beneficiary
by: @shikika (click pic to go to post)
Β Β Β @shikika may have bit off more than she can chew this time. I don't know the full story yet, but it appears MAGIC SHIKIKA HAS REFUSED TO JOIN A PRISON GANG.
Β Β Β If one is refusing to join a prison gang, that usually means that the person is in prison, and it does look like that's the case. I don't know how long she's been behind bars, but her whole cell block is terribly afraid of her.
Β Β Β All of the other inmates relocated to the corner of the cell after witnessing her unleash a Magic Sirap high-kick. There is a rumor circulating that she may actually be the one and only Darna, but most of all I hope she tells us soon how she ended up in jail.
by: @tampilyne (click pic to go to post)
Β Β Β Now we're popping over to Malaysia to see a GRAVITY-DEFYING RESTAURANT along with the most famous mom in ASEAN Hive. The mothership is known for strong opinions and a cheeky sense of humor, and she had a lot to say about this cheeky eatery.
Β Β Β @tampilyne brought her to this new establishment to test out a new culinary concept of perpendicular dining. All dishes are prepared in a way that allows them to seemingly defy gravity, even soups, but the food prep methods are a closely guarded secret.
Β Β Β The mothership was unimpressed by the lack of seating, and also noted that all the dishes were cold. Undaunted, this duo made the best of the situation and ate what they could, but certainly wouldn't make a repeat visit.
by: @winelay (click pic to go to post)
Β Β Β Last but not least we're off to Myanmar, all the way to the outer reaches of SE Asia near the Chinese border. @winelay is gearing up for HER FIRST ACOUSTIC CONCERT, and she doesn't seem nervous at all. Her geographic location would allow her to be a star in China, India, and her home country Myanmar if the first concert goes well.
Β Β Β Hopefully when she reaches international stardom she'll still remember her fellow ASEAN Hivers. She's not been in possession of her ukulele for very long, but already recorded several hit singles. Her debut album is scheduled for released shortly after the concert, so we'll all be anxiously awaiting this.
Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....
Β Β Β Don't forget that this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.
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Hahaha.. when I read this post, I smiled to myself. as usual, justin with a great sense of humor, all the content of friends who are selected and then reviewed, is narrated in such a way and becomes a little silly. For all of you friends, don't be surprised and confused. Yeah, this is our friend @justinparke, a man and also a wise leader and has a great sense of humor ππ
Glad you enjoyed it, sorry for the late response, life has been hectic lately,
What a great way to introduce this wonderful posts. It made me smile while reading it. I will check on them. π
This is probably my favorite curation to put together, takes a bit of imagination, but I love it.
πππ.... indeed, it has been proven that this friend of ours @justinparke has a very high humorous voice.
As I read this post, I smiled at my own.
Congratulations to the selected friends for today.
Thank you my friend, a tall tale is fun to tell sometimes π.
I always found out laughing when reading this section. Well done !LOLZ
I laugh when putting it together, thanks for stopping by.
Congratulations to friends who have shown pictures here.
Thank you for the support my friend.
You're welcome.
Hello sir @justinparke! π Thank you for featuring me here. β€οΈ
Seems that DARNA is out of power and been jailed but still has Magic Shikika. ππ
When I have lots of stories to tell but my mind is blown out of everything that is happening to me right now.
I also wanted to join the favorite books challenge but I am too late. I have a favourite book that opened my eyes to something happened to my happy ever after. ππ And your comment to me on my travel blog will be featured on that challenge if I am able to join.
Well, on the coming days everything will be revealed and you will all know the moments that makes me jailed. πππ
Haha, either way you've got the power within, always a pleasure to see you in the community when you have time, and hope you're out of jail by now π.
Hahaha
Thank you so much sir @justinparke. I am out of jail now. Someone bail for me. ππ
I saw my face for this week's Hot Goss profile picture π€£. Thanks for mentioned my post too. π
I want @shikika to cast magic on the food becomes eatable for my Mum and me in the gravity restaurant. Meanwhile, I would like to request @winelay to perform a song with her ukulele when we're enjoying our food at the dining table. !LOLZ
Magic Shikika is here! I gonna magic all those foods to be real for you dear @tampilyne and for your mom. πͺπͺπͺ π
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Haha, your mom is quickly becoming a hit on Hive, easily the most well-known ASEAN Hiver without a profile π.