π¨βπ» The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" π€« #34 π Malaysian Marine Drones, Indonesian Hoverbikes, & A Boy Named "Donald Duck" π¦
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@justinparke
Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.
β¨οΈ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS #34 π€«
π Malaysian Marine Drones, Indonesian Hoverbikes, & A Boy Named "Donald Duck" π¦
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by: @tommyl33 (click pic to go to post)
Β Β Β Down in Malaysia the world of spycraft is about to be turned completely upside down. A local firm has unveiled the first generation of UNDERWATER AUTONOMOUS SPY DRONES, and it's a pretty impressive effort.
Β Β Β All drones are designed to mimic marine life both on radar and visually. The seaworthiness is still in question because no test runs have been performed, and the walls of these vessels seem terribly thin, so I pray for the safety of any potential Malaysian submariners who might be asked to get inside.
by: @hattaarshavin (click pic to go to post)
Β Β Β Let's pop over to Indonesia now where a local shop is trying to build a hoverbike. This INDONESIAN HOVERBIKE is still in the beginning stages, and right now the goal is unbolt and discard things that make it not look like a hoverbike.
Β Β Β The first things to go are obviously the tires, they won't be needed when the bike levitates one day. The next step will be a custom paint job, and then at some point the hover technology must be conquered. Well, the first step is the hardest part, right?
by: @thecuriousfool (click pic to go to post)
Β Β Β In the Philippines there is a young boy `whose locally famous because his PARENTS LEGALLY NAMED HIM DONALD DUCK. He proudly wears his #34 Donald Duck football jersey wherever he goes as proof of his unique name.
Β Β Β Sometimes Donald Duck has to escape the paparazzi and go for walks in nature where people don't constantly ask for selfies together. I am glad he's proud of his name, and it reminds me that when I was a kid, I sometimes regretted that my parents didn't legally name me "Hulk Hogan," my favorite wrestler.
Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....
Β Β Β Don't forget that this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.
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Congratulations to all of you who were selected this week,What you write is very fun to read, and I take a little experience from your stories, these are all inspiration for me,Thank you very much for sharing,, all the stories in our lives,, for all of you, hopefully healthy always.....
Thanks my friend, I enjoy making this curation each week, it gives me a lot of laughs and I hope others too.
Thanks for choosing my post. Love reading your creative descriptions too. π
I really enjoy making this curation, the bigger the tale the more fun. My pleasure π.
This false humour is very funny , this make my days . Thumb up @justinparke !LOLZ .
Thanks for listing my post in this week segment . Really appreciate that
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I am glad you find it funny, sometimes I chuckle to myself when typing up the little false stories.
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wow..really very creative, as usual three posts were selected this week and then begins @justinparke's wild imagination at work. And, taddaa... UNDERWATER AUTONOMOUS SPY DRONES, INDONESIAN HOVERBIKE, and PARENTS LEGALLY NAMED HIM DONALD DUCK. From the words alone will you not laugh, it means that your life is always in serious condition π€£π€£
Haha, glad you enjoyed it, when the readers get a few laughs I know my work is done ππ.
congratulations to friends whose pictures have been shown here
Too funny, yet again. Your girls must love playing with you. Your imagination knows no bounds.π€£
πππ Well, my youngest definitely loves a trip to silly town, but big sister is now a teenager, so I am basically a public embarrassment to her. Having a white dad is weird enough, but a ginger dad with a turban that is openly goofy, unacceptable π€¦ββοΈ.
You would definitely be one of a kind. And teenagers are teenagers all over the world. Lucky you have Monkey-b to laugh with.
Incredible, congratulations to my beloved friend who has shown your picture here.
This curation is all about the humor, not really the images, but I realize not everyone understands my aim with this silly curation.
amazing pictures that have been shown here. I like it very much.
The pics are just a visual aid for the humor, not sure if everyone actually reads this curation π€.
yes friend.true as you say.
congrats to all friends who get a visit this time.
And congrats to those who take time to read this curation and understand the humor.