Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #133 🤫

🐊 Crocodile Eggs, Tree Urchins & Shapeshifting Joggers 🏃

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     CROCODILE EGGS are tasty, but a dangerous snack to get your hands on if you have enter a swamp to collect them. This brave Thai ASEAN Hiver is not nervous around crocs at all, in fact he's known the "Thai Steve Irwin."

     There is a local belief that eating crocodile eggs gives you increased swimming skills, and perhaps that is the reason why several folks claim to have seen @prapanth swim faster than the crocodiles that chase after him when he snatches their eggs. Hats off to this daredevil.

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     A freak tropical storm in the Philippines left the locals talking about SEA URCHINS FOUND HANGING FROM TREES. Perhaps it was a freak tropical storm or a bizarre prank, but now everybody is waiting to see who will be the first to see if they're safe to eat.

     The spiny tips are poisonous, but the inner meat is safe to eat once cookef properly cooked. Check out this guy's post for a delicious tree urchin stir-fry, you won't regret it.

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     In Thailand there is a great tolerance for transgender, gay, and lesbian folk, but did you know about SHAPESHIFTING JOGGERS? Check the thumbnail image at the top of the post and you'll see a blurry individual caught in the middle of transforming.

     These ladies jog around and shapeshift, pretty harmless considering they could use these superpowers for evil purposes too. What would you do if you could shapeshift?

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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