🤫 The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" #131 💨 Jet Propulsion, Indonesian Breaking & DIY Fashion ✂️

3 months ago

Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #131 🤫

💨 Jet Propulsion, Indonesian Breaking & DIY Fashion ✂️

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^{by: @suteru (click pic to go to post)}

We start off things in the Philippines with top-secret WATER JET PROPULSION SYSTEM that one of our ASEAN Hive VIPs is currently perfecting. If the trials go well this system can be introduced to the Philippines Navy and retrofitted on existing boats.

With this tech, navy boats will be able to outpace Chinese navy vessels and protect the country, and if introduced to the private sector it will make for some pretty extreme water skiing and boat racing. Stay tuned for developments and a patent ....

^{by: @maulidar (click pic to go to post)}

If you watched the Olympics this year you might've noticed the Aussie b-girl star Rachel Gunn, aka "Ray Gunn." Her lackluster performance is solid proof that corruption is rampant within the Olympic committee and qualifying events.

Meanwhile above and to the left from Australia there is INDONESIAN BREAKING, with kids just casually backflipping into a river while hip-hop plays in the background. How did these kids not qualify? We demand answers and want to see Indonesian breakdancers in the 2028 Olympics.

^{by: @newhope1988 (click pic to go to post)}

IN-HOUSE FASHION SHOWS are trending in Malaysia because they are very exclusive and provide some very experimental fashion statements. From LEGO pants to yoga mat skirts and other DIY apparel, these in-house events are entertaining and crowded.

The models are usually family members that live in the house or apartment, neighbors, basically anyone with freetime that is both nearby and available. To avoid paparazzi, these impromptu shows often take place with only 5-10 minutes notice, and this helps to control excessive amounts of attendees.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

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