Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #120 🤫

☕ Chocolate Milk Factory Spills, Smoking Tea & Malaysian Record Breakers 🏂

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     An entire neighborhood in Dhaka was flooded with a deadly but sweet torrent after a local CHOCOLATE MILK FACTORY SPILL. Man years ago when the factory was built, a deal was struck with local residents to provide pressurized chocolate milk into all nearby homes with a series of pipes and a chocolate milk reservoir tower to provide the pressure.

     Well, that was many years ago, and now the chocolate milk pipes are unsafe, with new leaks springing every day. Noboby ever predicted a massive failure like this would happen though, and local dairy cows aren't too happy to see so much of their product go to waste.

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     Thailand's legalization of marijuana has created a ripple effect throughout SE Asia, and many countries who still prohibit the use of this herb have citizens who would like to see changes. A local business decided to find the middle ground of legality in Malaysia and allow their CUSTOMERS TO SMOKE TEA.

     Smoking tea seems to be a good compromise for such a conservative country, but time will tell whether or not this is just a strange trend. As for tea smokers, they are in uncharted waters and the health effects are not yet known.

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     Malaysia's #1 snowboarder, the one and only @rosmadirazali, just pulled off the first ever QUADRUPLE BACKFLIP in Switzerland last week. He was flown in just for this occasion and sponsored by Proton and OldTown Milk Tea.

     After successfully pulling off the biggest snowboard trick in Swiss history, he was formally invited to open a murtabak shop at the base of the mountain to fund his future snowboarding projects. Will this ASEAN Hiver return to Malaysia and ride motos or make Switzerland his home and ride the mountain every morning on his sweet board?

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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