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♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #109 🤫

💆‍♂️ Chillaxin', Public Dancing & Dinosaur Eggs 🪺

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     This week the Philippines celebrated their 36th annual CHILLAX CON, a festival and conference for all things related to the world of relaxing. Everything from the latest reclining chairs to quasi-legal sleeping pills are available here.

     This Chillax Con is not open to foreign visitors or tourists because the Philippines is aiming to dominate the relaxing industry during the next 10 years. Yoga classes, cozy blankets, hammocks, and so many more things can be found, definitely worth a visit if you can get past the tight security.

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     One of our very own ASEAN Hivers has started his own PUBLIC DANCING channel on YouTube, and this came as a complete surprise to me. Usually he's sharing daytrips with his wife and/or flying the drone for some scenic video content, but breakdancing is now this man's main passion.

     He breakdances in public places to get unbiased opinions on his latest dance moves, and on this day he found himself bustin' a groove in a local cafe. The staff were so confused that they ran from the cash register and hid in the kitchen until he finished his dance routine.

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     This Malaysian Hiver recently opened a DINOSAUR EGG HATCHERY, and at first glance this would seem like a foolish business to open. Even though there hasn't been any documented cases of any live dinosaur eggs in the last few eons, this man claims to have an unlimited source.

     Is he holding the world's last few dinosaurs thought to be previously extinct? Nobody is sure, but if you want to roll the dice you can purchases one of his eggs for a million bucks. There are rumors though that he has planned to flee the country after his first sale and start a new life somewhere in the Caribbean.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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