WHAT'S THE WORST WEDDING EXPERIENCE YOU'VE EVER HAD?
Initially I was supposed to have shared my wedding experience on this since on Saturday evening but for one reason or the other have been putting it off, truth is have been so exhausted lately, Baby Z rarely sleeps Tru out the night this days and I have to get up like 4 to 5 times in the night to breastfeed so you can just imagine my face in the morning, the state it'll be in, infact there's no need to imagine I'll be sharing my morning face with you guys below 👇 😂 PS y'all should just look and pass okay 👍
The sleepless nights for the past two weeks did deter my excitement to finally attend a wedding with baby Z, I was even more excited when I found out the wedding wasn't going to be in our state, which meant I'll b seeing a new place for the first time, well I got ready 😁 looking all sharp, nice and beautiful, I mean look meeee👇
Beautiful right?😂 We finally started the journey from Benin city, Edo state at around 11:59 and it was going really smoothly with my friends brother-in-law at the driver seat, he was well versed, I mean whatever topic we talked about on that trip he always had a lot to say, never for feeling lost, we talked about anything and everything from what his life is like now that he's married to Nigeria politics to delta state people and their traditions, I must say I learnt alot from him .
Meanwhile baby Z was on his best behavior through out the trip and I was thrilled, he was asleep most of the time and when he was awake he layed calmly on my chest and I was happy that atleast we'd get to have a stress free ride to our destination, so we finally got to the venue of the wedding and we proceeded to head into the wedding hall and it was such a beautiful sight to behold, we got to hall and finally able to get a strategic seat to see the bride and groom and clearly and to get food eventually they start sharing food 😂.
That was how I was enjoying myself and the wedding decorations and baby Z started been fussy and was crying and I knew it was time to feed him, truthfully when I was getting dressed I didn't remember that I was breastfeeding, I just wanted to long peng 😁 so it wasn't until we got to the hall that it finally occured to me that I didn't come with his food so I decided to head to the car pack and seat in my friends car to breastfeed and rush back to the hall in time to see the bride and groom dance in. I sat down and and unzipped my dress and started to breastfeed so by the time I was done he was already looking satisfied so I called my friend to come help me zip us as I could no longer reach my zip, she came and tried to zip my dress up, then lo and behold my zip popped😩 like it popped in a such a way that I couldn't even fix it, right then and there I knew the wedding was over for me, I just resolved within myself to stay In the car till the wedding ended.
Ladies and gentlemen I was in the car for 3hours cause the wedding was just starting when I left to breastfeed, trust me it wasn't a fun experience, I ended up not seeing the bride and groom and eating cold food, when I tried to have a sip of my drink I opened it the wrong way and it poured all over me, like it wasn't just my day at all, all I wanted was to just go back to my house and sleep on my bed, I felt so angry with myself for wearing the dress and not having a back up dress 😂 like I'd usually think about that, eventually the wedding ended and I had to endure another hour ride to the house. Thankfully we got home safe and I promised myself that I was never going to go anywhere without having a backup dress..
So tell me, what's your worst wedding experience 😂?
Anita, hope the person sharing rice didn't skip you....passing the tray over your head...and leaving your row without giving your share