NoideawhereIamgoingwiththisbutIhavewrittenitsoIwillpublishandhopeforthebestineverythingweallhopefor
This post is dedicated to the coolest cat in the whole wide Hive. @nonameslefttouse.
The pedals of the rainbow blazing bus is honored to have you as its passenger. So much so the management has decided to allow everyone on board to have a memento of your time here.
We shall now all bow down and let the silence fill the air with our jazz hands. We do this so no trigger prone beings are affected by the light borne forth from the backside smiling onto the sun bending over upwards.
Like warts staring right at me. Smugly leering its beauty on the whole wide world we shall all now accept donations in the form of camel toes and goats paws wrapped in tight yoga pants.
Oh how we all now stare into their brilliance hoping that one day it will be all unwrapped and ready to enjoy like lollipops inviting hungry tongues.
Oh I see this as a sign of the times to come. We foresee the foreskins all parted like the red sea on a morning stroll into the great divide we all social norms. Oh how we will be reminded of the seriousness of two cats snuggling onto a warm wet bed. How it shows the perfection we all strive to have.
Oh great one gaze onto your worthless audience waiting and vying for your undivided attention. The mud shall be wiped by the 77 virgins we have employed in service of the one true universe, vast and empty rolled into that neat medallion we all know you wear as we bask in the light. It is bright. We are blinded and hope the shades we provided you of Gucci origins and devious creation protect you from even your vast glow.
We have also taken the liberty to take lady liberty hostage just for your pleasure.
But do not fret, we can always return them if that is not to your liking.
Upside down we will stand in memorandum of the misunderstanding. On our heads do we have the rolls tumble into existence. This bus is miraculous in allowing such guiltless pleasures .
Dear World,
Please give this man a good day. "Been feeling in the dumps for a long time," is something I regret to say. But it's the truth. Got a mention. Came to see what's new or if they have something for me to do. Arrived here and this man offers me a beer. Out of the blue, so what do you do?
"Thank you." The words I should be saying and no I ain't playing. I feel a bit better. It's the small things I guess. No need to dress to impress. But I digress. I feel better but that's not fair so I hope this world comes to see you and says, "Hey there."
And maybe they'll pay you enough to at least be able to buy a new sweater. Or something even better. Like a new carburetor. Can never have too many of those.
Anyway. Gotta go. I got shit on my toes and no clean towels again my friend.
Hahahahaha.
That response just made my day!
Lyrical OG
P.S. No such thing as a worthless audience. I keep trying to tell you guys, "What's art without eyes?"
Hahahah
I never...
That's one of the most famous Canadians, ever.
Man. They didn't come. I guess Hive just wasn't ready for a post like this.
I thought the fucked up art and writing was cool though so that's good enough for me.
It's all good my quarry came and marked it's territory. That is enough for the spot created.
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