Funny Patients
Hello everyone! I hope you will be enjoying good health. Today I am here to quote some funny happenings to amuse you.
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I've got a serious problem." The doctor became attentive and was listening to the patient curiously and critically about his serious problem. The patient added, "I keep seeing double." The doctor was surprised 😯 how someone can see double things because normal person sees things singular. The doctor asks, "How long have you been experiencing this?" The man replied, "Ever since I had that second shot of whiskey." Lol 😂 the doctor was amazed at him and treated him well.
A patient goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I've got a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea." It was an incredible case why it happens when a person takes tea and he gets pain. The doctor diagnosed him well from every angle. And he didn't find the problem. Then he thought for a while and asked the patient to take tea in front of the doctor. The patient said sure why not I am ready to take tea in front of you.
So the doctor arranged the ingredients, a cup, a spoon and other related material. The patient started making the tea. At the end he stirred sugar in the cup with a spoon and then started taking tea without The doctor asking, "Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
A doctor is examining a patient and says, "I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" The patient says, "Give me the bad news." The doctor replies, "You have 24 hours to live." The patient asks in shock, "What's the good news?" The doctor says, "I'm joking! You have 48 hours to live."
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😂😂 funniest thing ever @akmalshakir
Thank you mate for stopping by here and giving it a read. Indeed it is very funny to read out.
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😂😂 how is that a good news. I'd probably beat up the doctor in anger
Hahahaha 🤣 bro don't even think to beat the doctor because he can give you more good news 😅
That last joke definitely wins the most funniest joke award among these.
Just to be sure, are these your own originated jokes or you got them from somewhere?
Hey, @akmalshakir. We have a strict no-plagiarism rule in our community and you have clearly plagiarised all of these jokes. You will be muted for now and we will be looking into whether we pursue further actions not.
Hi amir I am really sorry for this negligence I'll take care next time. And assure you next time this thing will not happen from my end. Please unmute me. Thanks
It's not negligence, this is plagiarism. You didn't slip and fall into a plagiarized post, you plagiarised by rewording jokes, that's not negligence, that's just plagiarism.
The post is muted due to plagiarism, it won't be unmuted until everything plagiarised in it gets fixed.
I admit my mistake and next time such things will not happen from my side.
Downvoted for plagiarism
Sorry for the negligence from my end. Next time I'll take great care.
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