Cut And Paste Me Into Dubai

When I was a kid, we stayed very far from school so we had to always wake up very early if we wanted to catch the bus. Or better still if we wanted daddy to drop us. By now you all should know I was the one always giving my mom problems when it came to getting us ready. It always annoyed me that of all the places in the world, my dad chose that location.

My friends who stayed closer to the school didn’t have to wake up around 4am just to go to school. I worried my dad for years to look for one Saturday and let us all help him carry the house to a place closer to the school. Even though he told me severally that it wasn’t possible, I was looking for my own means.

In one of my ICT classes, our teacher taught us that Ctrl + X and ctrl + V could cut something and paste it somewhere. I know what you’re thinking and yes I did. I remember how I blackmailed my brothers to help me draw our house with paint on our desktop. Now that I think of it, I wonder how exactly I was going to even paste it. Well, they were never able to get the details of the house and then told me it wasn’t going to be possible.

Ever since I got to know ctrl + x, it has been my favorite and I wish it could be a real thing.
I read people wanting to undo their mistakes in life but me? I would just cut that part away and never remember. I know we learn from them but sometimes remembering certain moments make me cringe. And these things follow me for months so let’s cut but never paste them. Okay so how are you going to learn if you will keep on cutting all your mistakes or cringe moments?

Well, cutting things sends them to clipboard right? So we’ll revisit clipboard for it when I’m going the wrong way and need to remember a lesson or two. Now, even though I like traveling, there are times I wish I could vanish from wherever I am to where I want to be. It’s just like how I’ve been wanting to see my favorite person for weeks but I’ll have to wait a while before traveling now. I wish I could just cut and paste myself over there.

Anytime, I’m so stressed, I find myself going back into my mom’s arms now imagine if I could cut and paste myself back into her womb? No two ways about that all. I would just jump in there and have the best sleep of my life for another 9 months. It sounds weird but I’m not kidding. Think about all the things you could have by being able to cut and paste them in your life.

About somedays ago, I was even telling my mom about how most of the things that I want to write get lost when I’m translating my thoughts into words. Imagine I could cut and paste my thoughts? That would be so cool. You know the most fascinating part of this all?
When I get pregnant, I could cut the pregnancy and paste on my husband so he can carry that baby too. 4.5 months for me, 4.5 months for him.