A Taste Of Bizarreness
“What is this again? Why does this look weird. Wait, maybe that’s a thing in Nigeria? No I don’t think so. None of my Nigerian friends have ever spoken about this before. No, he can’t tell me this has something to do with his culture. Should I throw this away? Of course the only place it belongs is in the bin. Okay maybe I’m just exaggerating for nothing, let me try it again. Ewww, what is this…. , blarghh, I better throw this up”
“Honey, are you still sitting behind the food?”
“Food? Food? Is this food for you? Can you eat this?”
“Ah! But you’ve eaten half of it already?”
“Yes, because I was still sleepy and too hungry from not eating last night and I didn’t realize what I was eating even though it was tasting funny in my mouth”
“What do you even want from me? I do this, you say that , I do that and you say this”
“I asked for simple breakfast in bed, not this? In fact I didn’t ask for it, I only said I would love to have a breakfast in bed treat”
“Yes? What is in front of you?”
“You tell me?”
“Looks like you want a perfect man, I have flaws, I can’t be….”
“Oh please! Oh please! This has nothing to do with being perfect. You do this all the time. I wanted breakfast in bed and you brought this…thing for me to eat….and you are now coming to tell me you’re not perfect blah blah….”
“Okay, I’m sorry, but it’s not that bad”
“Then come for it? Take this and eat it”
“But I’ve already eaten mine”
“Yes, have some more”
“No, I’m good”
“You’re good? You can’t eat something you’ve prepared?”
“You’re just overreacting”
“Don’t we have eggs?”
“We do”
“Isn’t there milo or coffee? Isn’t there anything for beverage?”
“Honey, I said I’m sorry”
“No, just answer me”
“Okay, there is”
“Come on! Then why did you make this? Palmnut soup(banga soup) with bread for breakfast?“
“Honeyyy!! But you love palmnut soup? And you also love bread ? And there was already some palmnut soup in the fridge, so….”
“So what? I do love palmnut soup but I mean if you brought it separately then I could have drunk just the soup, but you cut the bread into pieces and mixed it with the soup. ahhh I could even taste some oats in there. How else do you want me to eat this? take the bread pieces out? And drink the soup or how?? Tell me”
“Maybe you don’t eat this in Ghana but what if I tell you it’s a delicacy in Nigeri……”
“No no, Babe, I know this is not a Nigerian food, you can’t fool me”
“Okay fine! But it’s not that’s bad, I ate some. Honestly, sometimes I forget that I married a picky eater. I just wanted to bring your favorite soup and then I saw the bread and so I added it to give it that breakfast statement. You know? As I said, I even ate some and it wasn’t that bad”
“Babe! You know you can eat anything at all so you comparing how you feel about this food to how I feel is very wrong. Anyway, that was thoughtful but then this your thoughtfulness is expensive and could land me some stomach aches here and there. Please don’t do this again”
“Okay, I won’t but wait, it’s not even that bad.Oya! just hand me the spoon”
Image is mine
Posted using Neoxian City
Congratulations @abenad! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)
Your next target is to reach 4000 upvotes.
You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking
If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word
STOPCheck out our last posts:
The dish in the photo looks very interesting to say the least. Is it a traditional dish which is often eaten or is it considered as an unusual dish? Maybe placing the bread in the soup might have not been a good idea as it would become soggy and look unappetising. Your wife did not like the dish. Taste buds do vary. :-)
Posted using Neoxian City
Yes, taste buds do vary
This food looks so funny, but even with that, that person went through stress to prepare that for you, just for you 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Yes dear 🫣
As they say - do not judge a book by its cover. The aesthetics of this meal does not do much for the eyes but maybe it could satisfy the palate and the eater. For the wife it did not seem like a pleasant experience though. Maybe it was not the ideal breakfast in bed with soggy bread floating in the soup.
Exactly, the soggy floating bread didn’t make it a pleasant breakfast in bed.
Thank you for stopping by🥰
What a delicacy hahaha
Enjoy with Love
#dreemerforlife#
Haha
Welcome
It is definitely not a Nigerian food I can attest to that but then, how can someone mix banga soup with bread. 🤮🤮
Breakfast in bed indeed 😂😂
Pop in from #dreemport
#Dreemerforlife
Allow someone to be romantic 🤣
😂😂
Bread in soup sounds like something 5 years old we do! So much for a nice breakfast in bed.
Hehe, definitely five year olds
hehe yesss
Lol, I guess this is where one say 'it's the thought that counts' 😂😂
The thoughts indeed🤣🤣
🤣🤣
Honestly, just looking at the food I don't think I would have the courage to take a bite. There are really bizarre foods out there lol.
Haha
You would have said that this is Chinese food and not Nigerian food, hahaha 😂, this babe, learn to take your time oo 😌 and be avoiding my Nigerian people. See bread floating in what look like a soup, someone demanded for a treat you brought a disaster, hahaha. Only the appearance of this meal is already weird, hehehehe .... what an adventure
Posted using Neoxian City
Chinese would have been better 🤣🤣
When you were asking for breakfast in bed, you never knew what you were in for, bread inside soup and he said it is a Nigerian meal, that babe of yours needs to be very careful, there is nothing Nigeria about that😆
Posted using Neoxian City
I know right, she needs to be careful 🤣
I'm still thinking where Nigeria came in this😅😅😅
But honey of yours didn't do well at all o
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good play, it a kinda give me some resemblance of thoughts. I love the story lines. Next time don't be in a hurry to end it all, in a chapter of books.