My craziest experience

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Good day to you all my Naija peeps here on hive [Omo 9ja ní mí, no le fí eyín shi Pepsi].

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Today is surely another beautiful day on the earth's surface. All praises and adoration be to the source that created life and all in it. Today is another Sunday again and guess what? The weekend is almost over again as we prepare for the hectic Monday, we just have a little time to rest and spend time with our friends and family again.

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My story.

I have not been that crazy fellow but when I go crazy too I think I need something crazy to calm me down too. We all have that epitome of craziness in us. Just that there are times to keep it hidden and there are times to unleash them.

I went to visit a friend of mine then we were about to get to his house but luckily we met by the roadside. He welcomed us to his home but we insisted we should have a quick discussion by the roadside and just depart till some other time.

While the discussion was ongoing my bladder was already so full, I wanted to urinate badly, all my inner thoughts were either we close this conversation and get back home or we go end it in his home. No one could read my facial expressions so I felt I needed to take care of myself before I call shame upon myself.

As a Nigerian, I looked around for a suitable place with a small number of bushes and looked untidy, I quickly ran there to ease myself. As I got to the gutter side I already started urinating then I looked straight at the fence right in front of me. There was a notice there that

DO NOT URINATE HERE, ORDERED BY POLICE.

Haha 😂. I don’t think I would be able to get back on this. I shoved my eyes away from the warning and concentrated on easing myself. This time around I was more confident. Not until I saw the owner of the land come out of his gate and saw me buckling my belt after successfully easing myself. He went mad and ran after me shouting, didn’t you see the notice?! 😂 I tapped my friends and we ran away altogether.

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Thanks so much for reading.

IT IS NOT GOODBYE BUT SEE YOU AGAIN 👋 ✌️ 😘